ONE TICKET, TWO PARKS, ENDLESS EXCUSES TO SKIP THE BEACH
The Twin Ticket is your magic pass to the two best theme parks in Tenerife (and probably the galaxy, if their marketing departments are to be believed). Instead of wondering if you’re already sunburnt or just getting started, you can:
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Feel what it’s like to be launched from a water cannon (the fun kind) at Siam Park
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Make friends with parrots who know more Spanish than most tourists after a week of Duolingo at Loro Parque
LOGISTICS FOR THE NAVIGATIONALLY CHALLENGED
Loro Parque is in the north of the island (Puerto de la Cruz), and Siam Park is down south (Costa Adeje). Think of them as Tenerife’s two poles – only instead of penguins and polar bears, it’s parrots and water slides.
You can get there on your own (offering flexibility and an open-dated ticket – go when you like), or take advantage of our transport options (which lets you nap on the coach instead of stressing behind the wheel).
SIAM PARK – WHERE GRAVITY IS MERELY A SUGGESTION
Siam Park is where you get to experience what it’s like to be a droplet in a wildly twisting tap. It’s the biggest and best water park in the world – and that’s not just empty marketing (although they do enjoy repeating it).
Get ready for:
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Slides that will test the limits of your swimwear
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Lazy rivers that aren’t really lazy
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Wave pools where you can pretend to be the star of Die Hard at Sea
There are also plenty of bars, restaurants, comfy loungers, lockers, and shady chill-out spots for those who realise (after the first slide) they’re not as young as they thought.
LORO PARQUE – WHERE ANIMALS HAVE BETTER SHOWS THAN YOUR TELLY
Loro Parque is packed with nature, exotic plants and animals that quite frankly live better than you do in your rental flat. Here you’ll see:
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A white tiger (less scary than your boss on Monday morning)
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Parrots flying over your head (maybe skip the new hat that day)
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Orcas and dolphins with more tricks than your average Instagram influencer
Daily animal shows are so spectacular that when you get home, your cat playing with a ball of yarn will seem very underwhelming.
WHAT TO BRING (BECAUSE GOOD INTENTIONS WON’T DRY YOU OFF)
For Siam Park:
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A towel (which you’ll likely misplace somewhere around the fourth slide)
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Swimwear (preferably two sets – one might not survive the Tower of Power)
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Sun cream (unless you want to return home the colour of a cooked lobster)
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Sunglasses and a hat (a tanned face – yes, sunburnt scalp – no thanks)
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Waterproof phone case (for all those selfies you’ll never post)
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Water shoes (because walking on sun-baked concrete is not a vibe)
For Loro Parque:
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Comfy clothes and shoes (heels are not suitable for jungle treks)
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Drinking water (dehydration is not the souvenir you want)
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A hat and sunglasses (the parrots may envy your fashion, but you’ll thank yourself later)
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