🎬 RED CARPET VIBES – ALMOST HOLLYWOOD (MINUS THE PAPARAZZI ASKING ‘WHO’S THAT?’)
The doors to this dazzling evening open at 8:00 PM. You’re greeted with a red carpet, a glass of champagne, and the chance to snap a photo with the stars of the night. It’s a bit like Hollywood, except instead of “Who designed your dress?”, you’ll probably hear “Could you please move along? You’re blocking the walkway.”
At 8:15 PM, you’re seated at your table – perfectly positioned for a prime view of the stage. No awkward neck craning or peering over someone’s head. This isn’t a concert where the back row means watching someone’s shoulders for two hours.
At 8:30 PM sharp, just after your tenth Instagram shot of your glass of bubbly, the main show begins – transporting you straight into the roaring 1920s. Think of it as a time machine, minus the risk of running into your grandparents and accidentally triggering a space-time paradox.
🎪 ACROBATS THAT MAKE YOUR POOL DIVES LOOK EMBARRASSING
As elegantly dressed waiters glide across the floor with the precision of Cirque du Soleil performers, the stage bursts into life. What follows is a visual feast so jaw-dropping, your all-inclusive dance moves will suddenly feel like preschool musical warm-ups.
Dancers perform heart-stopping aerial stunts on suspended hula hoops – a far cry from your attempts at balance on a pool float. They swirl gracefully in oversized cocktail glasses with such poise, you’ll genuinely question whether they’re real humans or CGI from the latest Marvel film.
Skimpily dressed performers flaunt bodies sculpted with more dedication than your last quarterly report. Their shimmering costumes out-glitter your entire Christmas tree, and the lights dazzle so much, they may as well give you a free neurological check-up.
🥂 FRENCH CUISINE – BECAUSE HOLIDAYS DESERVE BETTER THAN CHIPS AND KETCHUP
Scandal Dinner Show doesn’t just tick the visual box – it’s also a culinary treat. Forget basic tapas and never-ending fries. Here, you’ll enjoy a refined French-style dinner that makes you wonder how many flavours food is actually supposed to have.
It’s like swapping drive-thru for Michelin-star. And yes, the waiters keep your glass full – a refreshing change from the all-inclusive bar, where the bartender sometimes pretends you don’t exist after three drinks.
❗ STRICTLY FOR GROWN-UPS – BECAUSE SOME FUN ISN’T FOR KIDS
Scandal Dinner Show is strictly for adults (16+), and thank goodness. No kids kicking the back of your seat or asking, “Is it over yet?” every five minutes.
You can choose between two ticket types:
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Standard Ticket: Gold zone seating, full dinner, and a drink – perfect for a classy night without triggering a bank account panic.
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Platinum Ticket: Platinum zone seating at a private table for two, with unlimited drinks – ideal if you’ve either just won the lottery or haven’t checked your balance lately (and don’t want to).
🧾 NEED-TO-KNOWS FOR ELEGANT PARTY PEOPLE
When: Saturdays only, at 8:00 PM – think of it as an exclusive club, but without needing a secret password
Where: Hotel GF Victoria, Costa Adeje – the kind of place you usually only admire through the gates while wondering, “What’s it like to be rich?”
Dress code: Elegant attire required – so yes, leave the flip-flops and that “I Love Beer & Three People” T-shirt at the hotel. It’s time to finally wear those clothes that take up 50% of your suitcase but only get worn 0% of your holiday.
Duration: Around 3 hours – long enough to feel like a VIP, short enough to avoid post-show existential crisis
Scandal Dinner Show isn’t just dinner and a performance – it’s a night out you’ll actually remember (even if the unlimited drinks say otherwise).
So put on your best, raise a glass, and get ready for an evening that’s as glamorous as it is unforgettable.
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