LORO PARQUE – WHERE ANIMALS PUT INSTAGRAM CELEBRITIES TO SHAME

Ever dreamed of a place where parrots have more vibrant outfits than influencers with the latest filters? Welcome to Loro Parque in Puerto de la Cruz – where animals are the true stars of the showbiz world, and you’ll be their biggest fan for a whole day!

This one-of-a-kind theme park isn’t just a regular zoo – it’s a wildlife Hollywood, where dolphins perform better routines than most contestants on Strictly Come Dancing, and penguins dress more sharply than guests at a red-carpet event.

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A KINGDOM OF ANIMALS – YOU’RE JUST A GUEST

At Loro Parque, you’ll meet fascinating residents from all over the globe – many of whom clearly moved to Tenerife for the sunnier weather.

Playful dolphins pull off Olympic-level acrobatics, majestic orcas deliver splashy performances that leave the front rows soaked (free shower included!), and cheeky sea lions show off comedy skills that would rival any stand-up routine. And let’s not forget the parrots – bursting with colour and able to repeat anything… except your excuses for staying out too late on holiday.


SHOWS THAT OUTSHINE ANY TALENT CONTEST

Get ready for performances that make TV talent shows look dull in comparison. Here, the stars need no Auto-Tune or flashy editing to leave you speechless.

At Orca Ocean, watch orcas in perfect sync – they’d put most Olympic teams to shame. The Dolphin Show proves these creatures have a natural understanding of aerodynamics, and the Sea Lion Show is packed with laughs, slapstick humour, and genuinely charming antics.

The grand finale? The legendary Parrot Show – a nod to the park’s name (“loro” is Spanish for parrot). With a repertoire better than many singers and far fewer pitch issues, these birds know how to entertain.


EDUCATION WITH A WINK

Loro Parque isn’t just about fun – it’s also a place where you can learn something without nodding off like you did in Year 9 geography. Thanks to its partnership with the Loro Parque Foundation, the park actively supports conservation projects worldwide.

So yes, you’re having fun – but you’re also contributing to global wildlife protection. It’s the perfect excuse to tell your friends your holiday was both entertaining and good for the planet.


FAMILY FUN WITHOUT THE “ARE WE GOING YET?”

Loro Parque is a rare gem: a place where kids forget about tablets and even teenagers look up from their phones. Alongside amazing animal shows, there’s the charming Loro Parque Express train (which, unlike most public transport, is always on time), fun playgrounds, and interactive zones for all ages.

When hunger strikes, the park offers a wide selection of eateries – from laid-back restaurants to themed spots. It might be the only time in your life you’ll eat lunch while penguins silently judge your sandwich.


PRACTICAL INFO (BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS TO BE THE ADULT)

Transport:

  • From Alcala, Abama, and Los Gigantes: Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays & Saturdays

  • From Golf del Sur area: Tuesdays & Fridays

  • From Los Cristianos, Costa Adeje & Las Americas: Daily

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