🏰 A JOURNEY THROUGH TIME – NO TIME MACHINE NEEDED
Step inside the majestic walls of San Miguel Castle and get transported to the age of noble knights, thrilling jousts, and medieval rivalry. It’s like stepping onto the set of Game of Thrones, just without the sudden character deaths mid-feast (we hope).
Nestled in the heart of Tenerife, this castle oozes medieval charm – though yes, it still has electrical outlets and modern lighting, because you do need to charge your phone for photos of that knight galloping past your table.
⚔️ BETTER THAN YOUR HOTEL KARAOKE NIGHT
Forget the nightly “entertainment” at your resort – this is next-level action. Watch as knights in full armor battle it out on horseback and on foot, swinging swords with such finesse you’d never guess they’re carrying 30 kilos of metal.
You’re not just a spectator – you’re part of the action, cheering for your assigned knight in a raucous stadium-style atmosphere. It’s like a football match, but instead of complaining about the referee, you’re yelling “For the glory!” as your knight knocks someone off their horse.
Oh, and it’s not all about the battles – the horses themselves perform dazzling tricks and stunts, reminding you that your attempt at a cartwheel on the beach really wasn’t that impressive after all.
🍗 A FEAST FIT FOR ROYALTY (AKA YOU)
While the knights risk their “lives” for your entertainment (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun), you’ll be enjoying a three-course medieval banquet worthy of a king. And after a week of buffet food, that’s exactly what you deserve.
The royal menu includes:
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Cream of seasonal vegetable soup with cheese – because even medieval warriors needed their greens
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Roasted chicken leg with baby potatoes and vegetables – something Sir Lancelot would’ve devoured after saving a damsel or two
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Ice cream cake with chocolate syrup – not very medieval, but who’s complaining?
Drinks include red or white wine, orange soda, and mineral water – no need to test your stomach with any authentic medieval brews.
📸 KNIGHTLY LOGISTICS FOR MODERN-DAY TRAVELLERS
When: Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays
Gates open: 6:30 PM
Showtime: 7:00 PM – 9:30 PM
What to bring:
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A warm jacket – castles can be chilly at night, even on a sunny island
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A camera – because no one back home will believe your knight selfies otherwise
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The enthusiasm of a World Cup fan – your knight needs your cheers!
So, ditch the hotel buffet and trade your flip-flops for a front-row seat at a medieval spectacle. The San Miguel Castle Dinner Show isn’t just dinner and a show – it’s a full-blown time-travel experience, minus the questionable hygiene and plague.
Ready to cheer like it’s 1399? 🏇🥂
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