AQUALAND – THE PLACE WHERE YOUR SWIMSUIT FINALLY GETS TO SHINE

You know that feeling when you’ve packed three swimsuits for your holiday and they’re all still buried at the bottom of your suitcase? Time to change that! Aqualand in Tenerife is the place where they’ll finally get a chance to shine – and not just around the hotel pool, which is usually full of inflatable flamingos and kids learning not to swallow water.

This water park is the perfect solution when the sun’s blazing and your skin already looks more like a lobster than a person. The excuse “I just wanted a light tan” stops working after day three of your holiday.

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SLIDES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE AGAIN
If you thought adulthood meant the end of childlike joy, Aqualand is here to prove you wrong. Awaiting you is Kamikaze – a slide whose name isn’t just for show. It’s on this beast that, with a gleeful (or terrified) scream, you’ll realise your travel insurance was a solid investment.

But don’t worry – no one’s died (yet), and the screams usually turn into laughter. Unless you lose your swimming trunks on the way down – then that’s a whole different story.


ATTRACTIONS FOR THOSE WHO’D PREFER TO MAKE IT TO LUNCH
For families with children, or anyone who values all their bones in one piece, there are gentler options. The Pirate Ship and Castle are safe zones where little ones can play to their hearts’ content while parents catch a breather and snap a photo for the family album titled: “Look How Happy the Kids Are!”


DOLPHINS – MORE TALENTED THAN YOUR FRIENDS
One of Aqualand’s star attractions is the Dolphinarium, where dolphins perform tricks most of us could only dream of. Jumping through hoops, dancing on their tails, predicting football match results – these intelligent creatures could probably teach you more than your last online course.

Don’t miss the show – it’s like a concert by the best band in the world, only without the deafening music or people waving phones in your face.


RELAXATION FOR THOSE SUFFERING FROM LAST NIGHT
Aqualand hasn’t forgotten those who may have tested the local cocktails a bit too enthusiastically the night before. Lazy rivers and wave pools are ideal for gently floating along, pretending to be a starfish – both physically and mentally.

It’s the perfect way to recharge before another round of water slides or another colourful drink with a paper umbrella later on.


USEFUL INFO (BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS TO BE RESPONSIBLE)
Opening hours: Daily from 10:00 to 17:00 – plenty of time to soak and turn your sunburn from scarlet back to human.
What’s included:

  • Entry to this southern Tenerife water park

  • Open-date admission (ticket valid for 2 weeks from purchase)

  • Access to all slides and pools (as long as you meet the height requirements – being a big kid at heart, sadly, isn’t enough)

What to bring:

  • A swimsuit (or two, in case the first one doesn’t survive Kamikaze)

  • Flip-flops (hot concrete and bare feet are not a match made in heaven)

  • Sun cream (unless you want to return home as a living example of climate change)

  • Sunglasses (to watch others sliding with dignity)

  • A sunhat (your brain will thank you)

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